Dear diary

Dear diary, I do not like what is happening in this school, every where I go, all the boys will be looking at me. Why did father and mother bring me to this school? Does it mean that all of these boys know me from somewhere? 
The other day, I wore a simple skirt o and they were still looking like the chapter after mark (luke). When I was passing where they were, I hear them drool like uncle jeffs dogs! My class prefect told me during the recess that I shouldn't mind those boys but I should mind him! But diary you know I can't mind him nau! His head is like my bicycle sit that is at home, his eyes are too big I don't know if he is a general overSEER! 
This morning in class balogun said anytime he sees me it reminds him of the figure "8". But I do not believe him because mother told me that any boy that is talking about my body is a son of Satan and I don't like Satan! 
Mother also told me that all these boys that like me will go to hell fire and burn!! They will resemble mallam shehu's suya! I wonder how class prefect and his big head will be when he looks like suya! Anyway it's not my bussines! 

Diary I am coming lemme go and eat before hunger strangles me!

Diary series with Mr banks!

HATE

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that, Martin luther king jnr,

The word hate is the end point of the excercise of envy. The seed of hate is initialy planted as jelousy and when watered with the water of enmity it metarmorphoses into a big tree of hate. Things that trigger hate are often trivialities. The tree of hate has a very stong tap root of grudge that holds the tree firmly to the ground; the tree has tleaves of fury, branches of overwhelming wickedness!

Intrestingly, hate has crippled more than it has made to walk, hate has blinded more than it has given sight, hate has killed more than it has given life. Overtime,there has always been a very thing line between love and hate. It doesn’t take anything to slip off the line of hate and fall on love!

Finaly,hate isnt a good spice that should be added into the pot of happy living. The hate spice will simply spoil the awesome soup of good living! Live a hate free life today!

Hate isnt life!

Hate is crap!

Hate is a sin!

I WISH

Dear diary, you know I haven't seen adaora for years now! This morning, I was walking down the road heading to the bank , my ears heard a voice that it hasn't heard for some years now,
"oh my god is that adaoras scintillating voice I asked myself"
I turned swiftly with immediate alacrity, behold I saw adaora across the road looking gorgeous. Her face radiated beauty, her penetrative eyes scattered the gates of my heart, her skin looking polished, I could percieve h...er mouth watering scent from the other side of the main road, her hair was silky and dark! She was waving gently with her right hand, my crave was to see her left hand to know if there is a round steel in her ring finger.

I beckoned her to come over to the other side of the road while I was answering a call, out of excitement, adaora ran into a vehicle and the worst happened. I saw the definition of beauty lying lifeless on the coal tar, her dark hair painted with her crimson red blood, I could see her tendons, her eyes popped out of the eye socket, her right hand was on the other side of the road, she was in a sorry situation!

I was gone! The bones in my body couldn't carry me again, I was shivering, goosebumps clothed me, I bellowed "adaora adaora!! My adorable adaora don't go like this" my voice was mixed with the beat of sorrow, I wished I didn't tell her to cross over,i wish I didn't see her, I wished it was a dream, I wished I didn't wake up that day to go to the bank! I WISH I GET OVER THIS TRAUMA SOONEST!

I wish you see it as a fiction!!

LIES THAT GIRLS FALL FOR.

1: I love your mind, you are so intelligent, my goodness, what an intelligent person you are. (Meaning: I want you, not for your looks, or anything else, it helps to relax you and your defences into thinking it's not sexual, cause he engages your mind, but he really is working on engaging something else)

2: Just making sure your day is going well (Meaning: Hmm, puts you in the mode of believing this is the go to guy when the day is not going well. What a concerned chap- notice, the question is not 'How is your day going?' which would show concern, but rather, he is subliminally acting as Mr. Fix-it)

3: I don't even want to go anywhere, just spend some time with you indoors (Meaning: I think this one speaks for itself, if you've been reading the previous meanings  )

4: You are a Christian, oh wow, so am I, I so don't believe in sex before marriage, I don't even want to have sex with you until we are married (Meaning: One of the most dangerous ones, it's like the ultimate defence wall crusher. It's saying, I respect you, I don't even want to date you, but marry you, touching all the right spots on a 'good' girl's pallet, yet all it is is a set up for that one day, when you suddenly feel like he has tried and he deserves it)

5: You remind me of my mum a lot, she is the most precious women I have ever known (Meaning: Confuseyou,com, make a comparison to, but still rate the compared lower than the comparee, 'she' is the most precious, not 'you', you blush and he's in)

6: I am giving up my player status for you (Meaning: Oh how sweet, he has been a player and YOU are the one to make him give up his membership, all so you start to see yourself as extra special, and thus easily give in to his special requests, then one day he would remind you that he told you he used to be a player, withdrawal symptoms a la carte)

7: My wife and I are going through, she is so mean to me, I have been sleeping in the living room now, for months (Meaning, I am the nice guy who happens to be a victim and rather than fix it, I want you as my victim)

WE ARE ALL TALENTED

 Everyone has a peculiar talent and gift that is hidden in him or her. Many have their heads nicely placed on the chopboard of creativity and their hands cum body wrapped with the strap tape of literary ability. Some have been stung by the scorpion of entrepreneurship. Many have been striving to recover from the stab of academic thirst... the list is inexhaustible. We all have something that makes us US. Embrace your fears: do not run away from them!!!! An egg cannot hatch without heat. Don't seek for comfort, go where there is challenge and competition. It will bring out the real you!! Happy new week to every dick and Harry!!

Face of MAF

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Face of markanthony foundation : Nonye Umeodinka

The boss

BANKS: Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light that frightens us the most and not our darkness. We ask ourselves who am I to be intelligent,gorgeous,talented? Actually, who are you not to be? 
Find yourself! Develop yourself! Show yourself to the world! 
Thanks.