LIES THAT GIRLS FALL FOR.

1: I love your mind, you are so intelligent, my goodness, what an intelligent person you are. (Meaning: I want you, not for your looks, or anything else, it helps to relax you and your defences into thinking it's not sexual, cause he engages your mind, but he really is working on engaging something else)

2: Just making sure your day is going well (Meaning: Hmm, puts you in the mode of believing this is the go to guy when the day is not going well. What a concerned chap- notice, the question is not 'How is your day going?' which would show concern, but rather, he is subliminally acting as Mr. Fix-it)

3: I don't even want to go anywhere, just spend some time with you indoors (Meaning: I think this one speaks for itself, if you've been reading the previous meanings  )

4: You are a Christian, oh wow, so am I, I so don't believe in sex before marriage, I don't even want to have sex with you until we are married (Meaning: One of the most dangerous ones, it's like the ultimate defence wall crusher. It's saying, I respect you, I don't even want to date you, but marry you, touching all the right spots on a 'good' girl's pallet, yet all it is is a set up for that one day, when you suddenly feel like he has tried and he deserves it)

5: You remind me of my mum a lot, she is the most precious women I have ever known (Meaning: Confuseyou,com, make a comparison to, but still rate the compared lower than the comparee, 'she' is the most precious, not 'you', you blush and he's in)

6: I am giving up my player status for you (Meaning: Oh how sweet, he has been a player and YOU are the one to make him give up his membership, all so you start to see yourself as extra special, and thus easily give in to his special requests, then one day he would remind you that he told you he used to be a player, withdrawal symptoms a la carte)

7: My wife and I are going through, she is so mean to me, I have been sleeping in the living room now, for months (Meaning, I am the nice guy who happens to be a victim and rather than fix it, I want you as my victim)

WE ARE ALL TALENTED

 Everyone has a peculiar talent and gift that is hidden in him or her. Many have their heads nicely placed on the chopboard of creativity and their hands cum body wrapped with the strap tape of literary ability. Some have been stung by the scorpion of entrepreneurship. Many have been striving to recover from the stab of academic thirst... the list is inexhaustible. We all have something that makes us US. Embrace your fears: do not run away from them!!!! An egg cannot hatch without heat. Don't seek for comfort, go where there is challenge and competition. It will bring out the real you!! Happy new week to every dick and Harry!!

Face of MAF

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Face of markanthony foundation : Nonye Umeodinka

The boss

BANKS: Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light that frightens us the most and not our darkness. We ask ourselves who am I to be intelligent,gorgeous,talented? Actually, who are you not to be? 
Find yourself! Develop yourself! Show yourself to the world! 
Thanks.

UNCLE SEUN

 "Do you like uncle Seun" my brother ayo asked. I chose the affirmative with sentiments. Ayo said "I used to like him but since he married aunty amebo he changed "
Aunty amebo is very very fat, she is like the elephant we see in Nat Geo wild. Her legs are like those big big yams in grandpa's barn. She is annoying: anytime she sees us happy I don't know what our happiness does to her, she looks for a means to divorce us from our happiness. 
We named her "Washington DC" because she likes washing. Anytime she comes to our house she starts from the door to number what she will wash. She will say "when I was in Washington DC I washed everything I saw"
Ayo told me "maybe she will wash her baby to death,that is why she is still barren " I asked her oneday "aunty amebo what name will you give your son" she giggled and said "washburn of course" 
Aunty amebo said she could wash away people's sins!
What kind of woman is this? Always ready to wash
Annoying woman
Fat woman 
I am sure if aunty amebo stands in front of you, she can block your blessings!! 

Happy new week friends!! 
All the aunty amebo spirits have been drowned!!
No body will block your blessings!!
Have a blissful week y'all. 

Mr Banks

Dear Bibiwako

Dear Bibiwako,
I have not recovered from the broken heart you caused me. My heart pounds at the thought of your name. You tore my hear apart; you used the stone of material things to shatter the glass window of our relationship. You said you love me, I loved you too. You said you won't leave me, but you fled from me. You said I am the first and last man in your life, what happened? Bibi darling; I can remember vividly that rainy evening we agreed on dating, the promises,the vows,the hugs,the pecks. Where are they now? You thought I was rich because my name is Richmond? The love I had for you was the only rich thing about me. You made me weak; being strong wasn't enough. You made me cry; laughter wasn't enough. I saw the truth in your lies. I saw strength in your weakness. I saw perfection in your flaws. I saw love amidst hate. The thought of you elicit tears, the thoughts of you makes me tired of life, the thoughts of you makes me wish for a replay of the good times we spent together. I heard that your dreams came through. You got married to Christopher because of his affluence, you loved his cars and not him,you loved those gifts he gave you. I also heard his business crashed and his family members are blaming you. It is alright. I gave you a promise; whenever you come back, you must meet an open door. Be happy, all hope isn't lost. I need a reply from you. Thanks

Yours handsome Richie.

Mr banks