LIES THAT GIRLS FALL FOR.

1: I love your mind, you are so intelligent, my goodness, what an intelligent person you are. (Meaning: I want you, not for your looks, or anything else, it helps to relax you and your defences into thinking it's not sexual, cause he engages your mind, but he really is working on engaging something else)

2: Just making sure your day is going well (Meaning: Hmm, puts you in the mode of believing this is the go to guy when the day is not going well. What a concerned chap- notice, the question is not 'How is your day going?' which would show concern, but rather, he is subliminally acting as Mr. Fix-it)

3: I don't even want to go anywhere, just spend some time with you indoors (Meaning: I think this one speaks for itself, if you've been reading the previous meanings  )

4: You are a Christian, oh wow, so am I, I so don't believe in sex before marriage, I don't even want to have sex with you until we are married (Meaning: One of the most dangerous ones, it's like the ultimate defence wall crusher. It's saying, I respect you, I don't even want to date you, but marry you, touching all the right spots on a 'good' girl's pallet, yet all it is is a set up for that one day, when you suddenly feel like he has tried and he deserves it)

5: You remind me of my mum a lot, she is the most precious women I have ever known (Meaning: Confuseyou,com, make a comparison to, but still rate the compared lower than the comparee, 'she' is the most precious, not 'you', you blush and he's in)

6: I am giving up my player status for you (Meaning: Oh how sweet, he has been a player and YOU are the one to make him give up his membership, all so you start to see yourself as extra special, and thus easily give in to his special requests, then one day he would remind you that he told you he used to be a player, withdrawal symptoms a la carte)

7: My wife and I are going through, she is so mean to me, I have been sleeping in the living room now, for months (Meaning, I am the nice guy who happens to be a victim and rather than fix it, I want you as my victim)

WE ARE ALL TALENTED

 Everyone has a peculiar talent and gift that is hidden in him or her. Many have their heads nicely placed on the chopboard of creativity and their hands cum body wrapped with the strap tape of literary ability. Some have been stung by the scorpion of entrepreneurship. Many have been striving to recover from the stab of academic thirst... the list is inexhaustible. We all have something that makes us US. Embrace your fears: do not run away from them!!!! An egg cannot hatch without heat. Don't seek for comfort, go where there is challenge and competition. It will bring out the real you!! Happy new week to every dick and Harry!!

Face of MAF

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Face of markanthony foundation : Nonye Umeodinka

The boss

BANKS: Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light that frightens us the most and not our darkness. We ask ourselves who am I to be intelligent,gorgeous,talented? Actually, who are you not to be? 
Find yourself! Develop yourself! Show yourself to the world! 
Thanks.

UNCLE SEUN

 "Do you like uncle Seun" my brother ayo asked. I chose the affirmative with sentiments. Ayo said "I used to like him but since he married aunty amebo he changed "
Aunty amebo is very very fat, she is like the elephant we see in Nat Geo wild. Her legs are like those big big yams in grandpa's barn. She is annoying: anytime she sees us happy I don't know what our happiness does to her, she looks for a means to divorce us from our happiness. 
We named her "Washington DC" because she likes washing. Anytime she comes to our house she starts from the door to number what she will wash. She will say "when I was in Washington DC I washed everything I saw"
Ayo told me "maybe she will wash her baby to death,that is why she is still barren " I asked her oneday "aunty amebo what name will you give your son" she giggled and said "washburn of course" 
Aunty amebo said she could wash away people's sins!
What kind of woman is this? Always ready to wash
Annoying woman
Fat woman 
I am sure if aunty amebo stands in front of you, she can block your blessings!! 

Happy new week friends!! 
All the aunty amebo spirits have been drowned!!
No body will block your blessings!!
Have a blissful week y'all. 

Mr Banks

Dear Bibiwako

Dear Bibiwako,
I have not recovered from the broken heart you caused me. My heart pounds at the thought of your name. You tore my hear apart; you used the stone of material things to shatter the glass window of our relationship. You said you love me, I loved you too. You said you won't leave me, but you fled from me. You said I am the first and last man in your life, what happened? Bibi darling; I can remember vividly that rainy evening we agreed on dating, the promises,the vows,the hugs,the pecks. Where are they now? You thought I was rich because my name is Richmond? The love I had for you was the only rich thing about me. You made me weak; being strong wasn't enough. You made me cry; laughter wasn't enough. I saw the truth in your lies. I saw strength in your weakness. I saw perfection in your flaws. I saw love amidst hate. The thought of you elicit tears, the thoughts of you makes me tired of life, the thoughts of you makes me wish for a replay of the good times we spent together. I heard that your dreams came through. You got married to Christopher because of his affluence, you loved his cars and not him,you loved those gifts he gave you. I also heard his business crashed and his family members are blaming you. It is alright. I gave you a promise; whenever you come back, you must meet an open door. Be happy, all hope isn't lost. I need a reply from you. Thanks

Yours handsome Richie.

Mr banks

LETTER TO MY FATHER

 Dear Father,

I had a sober reflection of the good times I spent with you while you had breath in you.
My eye brows were raised by the thoughts of you, my eyes were drowned in tears. Goose pimples chose to cloth me.
We had fights!!!
Yes I miss those fights!!
We had fun!!
I miss that too!!
You were not a star, you were a galaxy.
You weren't a human, you were super human.

The love I have for you is like a copied assignment I can't explain it.
I miss our arguments
I miss our word rhymes
The thought of that awesome voice of yours sends chills down my spine.

A blind man could see your goodness, a deaf man can hear if your kindness, the dumb man could speak to the world of your tender love.
My love for you won't crumble like TB Joshua's building.

I can remember vividly that night you left, the stars didn't come out because they were mourning their very own!!

I miss you!!!

Mr Banks.

STORY OF MY LIFE (1)

From time immemorial, I have always had a weak way of looking strong. People took me for granted, friends enjoyed superiority when I am around them, father called me jelly fish, siblings gossiped about my weakness, I had no interest in anything my male folks do. I hated football to the last letter. in fact, I abhorred everything that males do. One day in secondary school, I think it was Jss3, all hell was loosed against me that day. I received all types of insults from people that I felt I was stronger than. I knew actually that I have stomached 4 coolers of insults, Inside of me was vibrating like a nokia 3310, my heart was boiling in anger like the hot water mother uses in making pap for us. I was searching for who will be a happy victim of my thunderous slap. I wasn't greedy. I just wanted one person only.The boy whose locker was close to mine suggested to the class that they check if I had a third leg at all. Ikenna a tall dark boy who ugliness embraced and swore to let go came to touch me with his hand that was as rough as sandpaper, he equally came with his body odour that pigs jealous. I stood up abruptly and forgot my fist on his mouth, before he could gain balance, I gave him a teeth re-shuffling slap that sounded like a banger. Tranquility drowned the class with other boys looking at ikenna exactly the way the philistines were looking at goliath the day David killed him in a duel. My shoulders went too high that i feared being a hunch back victim. People who gave me insults of my life defected like Peter Obi and became my fan within spit seconds. Before I could make another move, I woke up from sleep!!! DAMN! It was a dream. Does it mean that I am actually weak? *strolls away.

Mr. Banks.

SHADOW

Dear shadow,
I thought we were friends?
I saw you as a companion.
I loved your company.

I like you by my side.
But you are stubborn.
You go before me always.
I can't catch up with you.
When I try, you run.

You are a copycat!
Must you do what I do?
Must you jump when I jump?
Must you stop when I stop?

You are a betrayer!
You walk with me in the day
But dis appear at night.
I have lost my trust for you
Where do you go at night?

You now live a separate life.
You now have girlfriends
Must you visit them at night?
You go to see them and leave me to walk alone at night.

You are a coward!!
You are an impostor!
Bring all my clothes back.
Don't walk like me again.
Don't behave like me again!
Go! Go! Go!

Mr Banks.

DEATH and the aftermath

If I died today, there would be messages of how good a person I was,you will say how you loved me, you will go to school,they'd make the announcement and people would observe a moment silence for me, most of you will attend my funeral, you will talk about the memories you shared with me. You know my problem? Most of you treated me like a rag. Most of you will cry when you  remember how bad you treated me. But you will not let people know the reason behind your tears! IT IS A SHAME! Most of you don't know how much a person affected you everyday until they are gone. You don't realise they had a purpose. You look at their empty chair... you have to delete their number out of your phone and the only thing left is their pictures and memories. If I die today don't open your dirty mouth to say you where there for me when it is a lie!! I don't know about anything you say when am dead!!